Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire… @ Shmuel Leib Melamud | Moera

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Shmuel Leib Melamud
01-05-2023 11:09

Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, 'll treat myself.

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