Michael Saylor’s 21 Rules of Bitcoin @ Shmuel Leib Melamud

Those who understand Bitcoin buy Bitcoin. Those who don’t criticize Bitcoin.
Everyone is against Bitcoin before they are for it.
You know you grasp Bitcoin when you know you’ll never fully understand Bitcoin. You’ll never be done learning about Bitcoin.
Bitcoin is powered by chaos.
Bitcoin is the only game in the casino where we can all win.
Bitcoin won’t protect you if you don’t wear the armor.
Bitcoin is the one thing in the universe that you can truly own.
Everyone gets Bitcoin at the price they deserve.
Only buy Bitcoin with the money you can’t afford to lose.
Tickets to escape the matrix are priced in Bitcoin.
Bitcoin insight is restricted to those who need to know.
All your models will be destroyed.
The cure for the economic ill is the orange pill.
Be for Bitcoin, not against fiat.
Bitcoin is for everybody.
Learn to think in Bitcoin.
You don’t change Bitcoin; it changes you.
Laser eyes protect you from endless lies.
Respect Bitcoin, or it will make a clown out of you.
Do not sell your Bitcoin.
Spread Bitcoin with love.